From the recording You Want to Know About Me
Lyrics
If I were you
©Nikole Potulsky
You say you’re leaving
Saying goodbye
You’re sick of wasting your precious time
I’d leave too if I were you
VERSE 2
You keep the new car, I’ll keep the wreck
Judge says to give you, half of my paycheck
I’d take it too, if I were you
VERSE 3
I believe your diamond is paid in full
Wonder if that ring is pawnable
I’d pawn it too, if I were you
BRIDGE
You won’t believe this but my dog left me too
Neighbors were feeding him gourmet food
Engine blew right out of my truck my life’s a
Bad country song full of bad country luck
VERSE 4
You laughed at me like I’m a fool
At our auction buying back my tools
I’d laugh too, if I were you
VERSE 5
You say you’ve moved on
Found someone new
You keep real quiet about the hell you put me through
Honey I would too, if I were you
Yeah, I would too, if I were you
Oh you know, I would too, if I were you